when people try to argue with you about something you clearly know more about
"your wings are too big"
nothings worse than passing up an opportunity you know you would’ve enjoyed because of the fear of being judged
There’s no toilet paper in here fuck me in the asshole
no one is gonna fuck you in the asshole if you aint wiping
Girls need to stop wearing crop tops or I might have to resort to action by tickling them and blowing on their tummies bc they’re so darn cute